That salmon has a crush on you

[That salmon has a crush on you]

[vampireapologist]

There is no packaging. It came wrapped in a swatch of cream colored cotton. I have no idea what to do with this

[theghostofsomethingorother]

stick it to the fridge

[ansixilus]

If that really came from inside the bath bomb, how is the hand holding it perfectly dry? If they took the time to dry it off, why take the pic over the tub? If not, why transfer the magnet to the dry hand, leaving only the wet hand for wielding the phone?

[vampireapologist]

hi yeah I didn’t want to get water all over my phone since water Destroys Phones so I reached over to the towel hanging next to the bath and dried off my hands and the magnet before I picked up the phone let me know if you have any more questions my office hours are MWF 11AM-Noon or by appointment via email

[vampireapologist]

also I play the banjo so I keep the nails on my right hand much longer than my left and I hate how short nails look so I DID switch hands

IF YOU MUST KNOW

[vampireapologist]

I TOOK THAT PHOTO BY SETTING A THREE SECOND TIMER AND TUCKING MY PHONE UNDER MY CHIN!! IT TOOK MULTIPLE TRIES!!! AM I UNDER ARREST OR AM I FREE TO GO

[That salmon has a crush on you]

drag the picture for funny happy :)

[valucard]

[peachsnout]

wow this really is a funy happy :)

[valucard]

thanks please reblog and share funny happy :)

[That salmon has a crush on you]

[tilthat]

TIL there is a Canadian cartel which controls roughly 70% of the world’s maple syrup production. It allocates production, sets prices, and maintains a strategic reserve of 40 million pounds of syrup to protect against market fluctuations.

via reddit.com

[That salmon has a crush on you]

[mell-bell]

Loki versus the Squirrel

[That salmon has a crush on you]

[hannahhunt]

yike, the greek goddess of passive distress and mild horror

[That salmon has a crush on you]

[seatrench]

Brown Fur Seal Pup

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[That salmon has a crush on you]

[That salmon has a crush on you]

[thumbelesbian]

evangelicals no longer have permission to comment on my poetry. get off my dick, even david cried anger at god.

[That salmon has a crush on you]

[That salmon has a crush on you]

[pissvortex]

Outfit

[That salmon has a crush on you]

[That salmon has a crush on you]

[crow--teeth]

god didn’t give me fangs because he knows I would best him in battle in a matter of seconds and give all birds teeth when I become the new god and that’s just the tea

[random-fandom-dragon]

Even seagulls.

[crow--teeth]

absolutely not.

[That salmon has a crush on you]

[tilthat]

TIL the first female civilian pilot from Afghanistan is flying around the world to raise awareness for STEM programs. She had already visited Egypt, Mumbai, and Afghanistan where she was awarded the title Ambassador of Peace.

via ift.tt

[organic-homegrown-boyfriend]

Her name is Shaesta Waiz and she’s also the youngest woman to make a solo round the world flight in a single engine aircraft.

[That salmon has a crush on you]

[tilthat]

TIL the first female civilian pilot from Afghanistan is flying around the world to raise awareness for STEM programs. She had already visited Egypt, Mumbai, and Afghanistan where she was awarded the title Ambassador of Peace.

via ift.tt

[organic-homegrown-boyfriend]

Her name is Shaesta Waiz and she’s also the youngest woman to make a solo round the world flight in a single engine aircraft.

[That salmon has a crush on you]

[cheruib]

me normally vs me when a girl compliments me